The Cleaner

I will clean the room
after you’ve gone
take out the vacuum
and I’ll turn it on

I get my uniform washed for free
That pleases me, that pleases me
And I get sensible shoes
But I don’t get the chance to choose

After you’ve gone
I will clean the room
I will change the sheets
I will wipe the phone clean
I will check for damages
The remote control
Refill the shampoo
and wipe off the soap

I get my uniform washed for free
That pleases me, that pleases me
And I get sensible shoes
But I don’t get the chance to choose

In the early afternoon
When the new guests will be here soon
I will lie down before you
And I will wonder what to do
I might clean this fucking room
I might kick off my sensible shoes

And check out your rubbish bin
For anything that’s interesting
That might just have fallen in
I’m gonna make it cleaner that it’s ever been

I get my uniform washed for free
That pleases me, that pleases me
And I get sensible shoes
But I don’t get the chance to choose